Six kitchens, zero consequences. Order the full blowout — your card stays in your pocket and the food stays imaginary.
Chinese
“Would wok again. Have, in fact, four times this week.”
🛵 £2.49⏱ 25–35 min, in theory
Indian
“The naan is load-bearing. Five stars.”
🛵 £1.99⏱ 40–50 min — the good kind of wait
Pizza
“The dough is basically therapy, but cheaper. Slightly.”
🛵 £2.99⏱ 20–30 min, hot-ish
Chippy
“An offer your arteries can't refuse.”
🛵 £2.29⏱ 30–40 min, wrapped with care
Burgers
“Structurally unsound in the best possible way.”
🛵 £3.49⏱ 15–25 min, optimistically
Mezze
“Falafel so good you forgive the pun. Eventually.”
🛵 £2.79⏱ 35–45 min, drizzled responsibly