Pretendolini Bambina
The sensible one. 'Sensible' is doing heroic work in that sentence.
- 0–60
- 4.2s — 9.0s if holding a coffee
- Top speed
- 186 mph (untested, unwise)
- From
- £68,000
Automobili di Pretendolini · est. last Tuesday
The Pretendolini showroom
Three cars. One of them speaks to you. None of them will be spoken for. Pick a podium and spec it like money means nothing — because today, gloriously, it doesn’t.
Pretendolini Millemila GT
The one from the poster on your wall. The wall is still cheaper.
- 0–60
- 3.4s — faster than your excuses
- Top speed
- 204 mph (downhill, on the moon)
- From
- £92,000
Pretendolini Folle XII
Twelve cylinders. Zero justification. One very nervous accountant.
- 0–60
- 2.9s — your face arrives slightly later
- Top speed
- 227 mph, says Giancarlo, winking
- From
- £142,000